Dearest readers, Let me introduce myself: I am the new Carletonian astrologist. I was selected after a series of interviews, exams and telepathic communications with past — and of course, future —...

On Monday, April 8, a number of Carls flocked to Indiana and other equally random and irrelevant locations to watch the total eclipse, which last occurred in 2017. To prepare for this experience, many...

Last week, I went to donate blood to the new blood drive. What follows is the truthful account of the horrific after-effects that have been plaguing me, metaphorically and physically, in the days since....

As the snow melts and temperatures rise in Northfield, Carleton students are left with a question: what should I do now that it’s no longer freezing? Reader, I have advice. So much advice. Here is...

How to play: Solve each trivia question, and then find the connection between the four answers!  Song on Ariana Grande’s eternal sunshine: _________ can’t be friends 2. One under _________ is...

On Apr. 8, interest houses across campus sent out emails accepting, waitlisting and rejecting prospective residents for the 2024-2025 academic year. This is a moment students across campus wait for, breath...

How to play: Solve each trivia question, and then find the connection between the four answers! 1. This nickname refers to a former NBA player, known for his career as a center, and for being 7 feet...