The Carletonian

SUMO budget slashed in CSA austerity measures, to be replaced by ‘very good shadow puppets,’ magician

Bax Meyer, Managing Director • April 5, 2024

The Student Union Movie Association (SUMO) saw its budget slashed this year after the Carleton Student Association (CSA) deemed it "excessive." In an attempt to reduce the ongoing budget deficit...

Finding a new Bald Spot Editor: An inside look at the mystical process

Tabitha Jones, Bald Spot Editor • April 5, 2024

Last week, at the first Carletonian meeting of the term, things were thrown off course when it was revealed that the only editor for the Bald Spot had mysteriously disappeared. At first, the staff was...

Isolation – day 2

Kate Fair, cartoonist • March 1, 2024

Bill North brings copy of “The Odyssey” to Book Across the Bay: “This is not what I had in mind”

Bax Meyer, Managing Director • March 1, 2024

Book Across the Bay attracts a wide variety of people. From cross-country skiers to cross-country walkers, the diversity of activities present is awe-inspiring. Not all attendants, however, came with the...

Carleton crossword

Billy Bratton and Lucy Johnson • March 1, 2024

Sproncert funding: Investigative journalism goes wrong

Mileana Borowski, Managing Editor • March 1, 2024

CSA platforms for the 2024-2025 school year positions were released on Feb. 12. Following their publication, investigative journalist Ben Ellis was promptly sent to his office, tasked with the mission...

Carleton Crossword

Billy Bratton and Lucy Johnson • February 23, 2024

Carleton Connections

Molly Bratton • February 23, 2024

How to play: Solve each trivia question, and then find the connection between the four answers! The sentence “They are cold” would translate to Spanish as: Ellos ________ fríos Author...

Also by Merriam Webster

Phoebe Ward, Cartoonist • February 23, 2024

Carleton men streak en masse in strange pre Date-Knight ritual

Rahim Hamid • February 23, 2024

Division Street bore witness to a historic spectacle this past Wednesday as the majority of the male student population bared it all for the world to see. Over a thousand students ran across campus entirely...

Isolation – day 1

Kate Fair, Carrtoonist • February 23, 2024

CSA to be replaced by big rock

Ben Ellis • February 23, 2024

Early Monday morning, CSA president Quinn Buhman ’24 emailed the student body the results of the elections to determine the next members of the Carleton Student Association. In a shocking upset, to fill...